ATTEND THE TALE OF PEE ESS THREE

A CONSOLE OUTSOLD BY THE WII

WHAT HAPPENED THEN? WELL, BRAWL WENT GOLD

AND THEN THE TRIPLE WAS SEEN AS OLD

THE PEE ESS, THE PEE ESS THREE

THE DEMON CONSOLE OF THE SEAS.

You Sir, how about a brand new PS3?

You, Sir?

Come on, no one's buying them!

You, Sir?

You, Sir?

ANYBODY!?

I WILL HAVE NO GAMES

ON MY PLAYSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIIIIIOOOOOOOOON

But of course, with all joy, must come strife.

"Mr. Todd?"

"Yes?"

"Captain Falcon, sir...I don't think he will get confirmed..."

I FEEL YOU
CAPTAIN FALCON
I FEEL YOU
DO THEY THINK DELAYS CAN HIDE YOU
EVEN KNOW YOU'RE ON THE ROSTER
RIDLEY SURELY SITS BESIDE YOU
SWEETLY REELING FROM YOUR FALCON PUNCH
MY FALCOOOOON

fin